Computer Kitty Will Fix It For You
Computer Kitty, I’m having trouble with one of my peripherals. Can you help me?
“Sure. What’s the trouble?”
I’m having trouble getting this microphone to work. What should I do, Your Ladyship?
“I need to think about it for a bit. Can you skritch me while I think?”
“Of course.”
“You know what, Your Ladyship? Let’s forget about the problem for now. I think I’d just like to keep on skritching you.”
“That’s just what I was hoping you’d say. Oh, I’m so sleepy....”
“Good night, Your Ladyship. Pleasant dreams.”
“Thanks... zzzzzzz.”
I fixed the problem while Computer Kitty slept.
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