Occasional Rant Dept.: Pets Are Not Toys

Occasional Rant Dept.: Pets Are Not Toys

I keep this journal mainly as my own little corner of quiet, a tiny haven for myself and anyone else who may be interested in sharing the small details of my life in Jerusalem. (The large details come under the category of Things I Do Not Blog About, and as for news and current events, there are already plenty of people throughout the blogosphere who cover them wonderfully well. Also, since I translate news for a living, I need a refuge from it once in a while.) I write about my opinions on various topics when I feel like it, but in general this journal is supposed to be a calm place, my own little virtual sanctuary from the madness of the world.

Nevertheless, sometimes I come across an item that pushes my buttons and I feel I have to write about it—such as this post from Right Thoughts about a ten-year-old Siamese cat in New Haven, Connecticut, who needs a home urgently (via Laurence Simon):

Here’s her story: She’s a ten year-old very healthy, VERY friendly Siamese, she’s mostly dark chocolate with darker points and pale blue eyes ... she’s fat and happy. Her previous owner brought her to my vet to be euthanized. Why? Because the new poodles the woman got don’t like her. She’s had the cat for ten years. TEN YEARS. And she wanted this perfectly healthy animal put down because she didn’t want to be bothered having to keep them separate all the time.

My vet said no way. They’re keeping her and looking for a home. If I didn’t already have five cats, she’d be with me now. She’s so sweet I can’t stand it. Just a big fluffy sweetheart of a cat. And she’s beautiful in person, my crappy phone pic did not do her justice. She’s had all her bloodwork done, shots, she’s fixed ... she’s as ready to go as any cat could be.

If you are within driving distance of New Haven, CT and you’d like to meet her ... let me know via email, stark23x at gmail dot com and I’ll get you the contact info. If you have a blog ... help me out by linking to this post.

[Rant ON]

What on earth was this woman thinking of? To have a pet of ten years put down because it doesn’t get along with the new pets in the house?! There are so many ways to solve this problem, including finding the cat a new home. And all the effort this woman was willing to make for her companion of ten years was to take her to the vet to be killed?!

For Heaven’s sake, people, pets are not toys! They are not some kind of live robot, to be kept as long as they amuse their owners and discarded the moment they become inconvenient. (Can you tell that attitude really gets on my nerves?) They are living creatures who can feel love, loss and abandonment just as we do. My mother used to compare having our dog to raising a child, and even though I’m not a parent myself at this time, I think she made an excellent point. When we take animals into our homes we make them dependent on us for food, medical care, companionship and love. That is a huge responsibility and in most cases a long-term commitment. Of course, unexpected problems can crop up from time to time, but if you’re not willing to take it on to the end, don’t do it!

By way of contrast: my friend, Her Ladyship’s human companion, just took in a new kitten, a rescue from her workplace. Her Ladyship, whom my friend originally got as a companion for her older cat, is now nine years old and my friend, with the help and advice of her veterinarian, is doing her best to make sure that both cats will get to know each other at the proper time and in the healthiest possible way. From what I can see it’s not all that big a deal. Why couldn’t this woman do the same?

I hope that the sweet Siamese cat finds a home soon. A warm, loving, intelligent, responsible, committed home.

[Rant OFF]

(Deep breath ...)

People may wonder why an Israeli blogger is linking to a post about a cat in New Haven. Well, it’s not because of any sentimental attachment to the television in my childhood room in upstate New York, which was able to get faint reception from Channel 8, WTNH, for years. It’s because of my belief that there is no distance in the blogosphere. For all I know, this post may reach someone near New Haven who can help, or who knows someone else who can.

Now I think I’ll go visit Her Ladyship to balance the kitty karma ... and bring down my blood pressure.

A Visit with the Lady in Red

A Visit with the Lady in Red

When I saw the Lady in Red last week, she was limping a bit on her right hind leg. I visited her again today, and I’m happy to report that all appears to be well.

So we had a little celebration, the Lady and I.

Someone looks pleased ...

Clean kitty!

Washing her face ...

Two boys came over while I was petting the Lady in Red, and one of them made friends with her. That’s his hand in the picture.

I always like it when the Lady gets another fan.

(Check out the Friday Ark at The Modulator. This week’s Carnival of the Cats will be at Music and Cats.)

Fruit and Flowers

Fruit and Flowers

I’m used to jasmine blossoms that have five, or even four, petals. Like these:

So imagine my surprise earlier today when I saw a jasmine blossom that had seven petals.

And for good measure I finally got a picture of apples on the apple tree near my building.

Thar She Blooms

Thar She Blooms

Here’s the rosebud from last week, in full bloom.

A Silly Recollection as the Holidays Approach

A Silly Recollection as the Holidays Approach

I’ve never cared much for seafood. When my family went to fish restaurants during my childhood, I would scan the menu anxiously, searching for a “Landlubber Special” section and sighing with relief when I found it.

I guess that my lack of enthusiasm for seafood made the transition a bit easier when I started keeping kosher nearly twenty years ago. But as with all things, there’s another side to the story.

Some years ago I mentioned to a friend of mine that because of a salmon allergy, I don’t eat lox, that most basic of Jewish foods. With a shocked gasp, her voice hushed with trepidation, my friend asked me:

“Do you believe in one God?”

(Yes, she was kidding.)

Carnival of the Cats #79 Is Up

Carnival of the Cats #79 Is Up

This week’s Carnival of the Cats is up at Meryl’s—hosted by the Incredible Hulk.

Oooh, simply smashing!

Local Kitty News

Local Kitty News

Her Ladyship has a new housemate—a black-and-white kitten my friend rescued. The two cats haven’t met yet. My friend is keeping them apart for another week in order to give Missy (her name on this blog) a chance to get used to her new surroundings. I’ll post pictures when I get some.

If my friend agrees, I think I’ll bring Missy a paper bag to play in and some catnip. I’ll give the same to Her Ladyship, too, to avoid sibling rivalry. (Well, there will probably be a fair amount of that anyway, but at least I won’t be responsible for more of it.)

In other news, I visited the Lady in Red today and noticed that she’s favoring her right hind leg. I didn’t see or feel any sign of injury, so I don’t know what happened. She can still move around fairly well and even jump, but she was definitely moving more slowly and carefully than I’ve ever seen her do. I hear that things like this can heal on their own, but I think it’s time to send a message to the local cat welfare group’s e-mail list to ask for advice and possibly help in getting the Lady in Red to a vet.

The Lady in Red is a special cat who has given joy to a lot of people in the most dignified way, and she’s not so young anymore. She deserves all the help we can give her.

I do hope she’s all right.

A Tree Sways in Houston

A Tree Sways in Houston

Looks like Laurence Simon made it OK through Rita’s visit. Thank goodness.

Now if that tree will just behave itself ...

A Rosebud for Shabbat

A Rosebud for Shabbat

Here’s a rosebud for Shabbat. (It has fragrance, too. I checked.)

Shabbat shalom.

Friday Catblogging

Friday Catblogging

Here’s Hillel from this morning, in a noble pose:

I came home to find Her Ladyship in a less than dignified position:

She played flippy-kitty and swished her tail:

Then she took a snooze:

I think I found the culprit. Here are the first home-grown seeds from Catnip Row.

Oh, dear. Am I corrupting Her Ladyship?

(Check out this week’s Friday Ark at The Modulator. This week’s Carnival of the Cats is at Tig and Gracie’s—oops, I mean Meryl Yourish’s. Yay!)

Oh, No, Not Again

Oh, No, Not Again

Last night Laurence Simon gave us a rundown on what a Cat-5 looks like.

This morning I woke up to the news that Rita is now a Category 5 hurricane.

I think I’d rather deal with Piper in a bad mood.

Prayers for the safety of everyone in Rita’s path—human, feline, canine and everything else.

Fisked to Perfection

Fisked to Perfection

And so politely, too: Judy at Adloyada on a warm-hearted story at the BBC website.

Elms in the Yardarm?

Elms in the Yardarm?

Today is Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Laurence Simon and his cats are having some fun, but Nardo may need rescuing by the time the day is over.

So, is anyone up for a sea mission? It’s dangerous—we may end up encountering a fearsome gray shark—but who wouldn’t risk that to rescue the beautiful Nardo?

Where the Furry Things Are

Where the Furry Things Are

The Friday Ark is up at the Modulator, and this week’s Carnival of the Cats will be at Watermark this Sunday at ... well, very late at night my local time.

Enjoy!

UPDATE: COTC is up! Head on over for lots of wholesome kitty goodness.

Ever Have the Feeling You’re Being Watched?

Ever Have the Feeling You’re Being Watched?

This looks like an ordinary paper bag ...

... but it actually contains some extremely sophisticated surveillance equipment.

Seriously, that’s Her Ladyship supervising me as I add more plants to Catnip Row.

The Resilient, Resinous Almond Tree

The Resilient, Resinous Almond Tree

There is an almond tree near where I live. Today, I saw something amazing on it.

Although the branch had been almost severed, a bead of tree resin healed it so completely that there are now healthy leaves on the other side of the break.

Finally, this picture is for Meryl. Sometimes you do feel like a nut.

Catnip Row

Catnip Row

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Catnip Row.

For your convenience, there is fresh water at the garden entrance. Safe, shady places are located in the various corners of the garden where you may rest until the effects of the catnip have passed.

The line forms to the right. Please wait your turn politely and keep your claws sheathed.

The Jerk Tax

The Jerk Tax

Israelis have an almost legendary disdain for restrictions or limitations. While this disdain has led to some of our most stunning achievements, it has also brought about a great deal of tragedy, specifically on our highways. News broadcasts regularly include the number of people killed in traffic accidents, and nearly every day a photograph of a crushed vehicle with a heartbreaking caption appears in our newspapers. Nevertheless, point out to many Israeli drivers that they are breaking the law and they may tell you—politeness optional—that the law doesn’t apply to them. “I’m a good driver,” they may say. “The law is only for people who don’t know what they’re doing. A road accident? Nah. That’ll never happen to me.”

The problem, of course, is that it happens all too often.

Israel has suffered from a high road accident rate for years. Only recently has the government formed its own organization to deal with the problem, while citizens’ groups like Metuna and Anashim ba-Adom (People in Red) have been around for at least a decade. Some years ago Metuna offered a course it called KEY, an acronym of the Hebrew phrase kol ehad yakhol (everyone is able). The goal of the course was to teach ordinary citizens how to report traffic violations legally and effectively, thus giving them the power to improve the situation on our roads.

It sounded like a good idea to me. I took the course, and I’ve been reporting traffic violations ever since.

(Now, before anyone starts thinking about using this method to get back at that noisy neighbor they can’t stand, I should clarify that according to the rules, you can’t report someone you know. There are quite a few other rules, too, which I won’t go into here. But just to make it clear: there are precise regulations about reporting traffic offenses. It’s not a free-for-all.)

I still remember our instructor telling us: “If another driver cuts you off or does something stupid, don’t get mad. Get even.” In this case,“getting even” didn’t mean taking the law into our own hands. Rather, it meant using the law to make sure that traffic rules are enforced and obeyed. It meant that finally, ordinary citizens could hold bad drivers accountable instead of merely fuming about their selfishness and stupidity. Also, if other drivers knew that the person they were about to cut off might report them (meaning that they would have to pay a hefty fine), they might think twice about doing it. And the more drivers who obey the law, even out of pure self-interest, the more lives are saved.

Have I been responsible for people being fined? Yes. In fact, I have a name for it. I call it the Jerk Tax.

Here’s how I came up with the name.

Several years ago I was riding in a sherut (a kind of shared taxi) to a town outside Jerusalem. The driver began talking on his cellphone without using a hands-free device, a dangerous and illegal act (and, actually, dangerous even with a hands-free device). His attention wandered, and the van in which we were riding began to weave in and out of its lane. The passengers started to feel uneasy.

Finally, a woman riding with several small children succeeded in getting the driver’s attention. “Please stop talking on your cellphone while you’re driving,” she begged him. “It’s not safe. I’m worried about my children.”

“Don’t tell me how to drive, lady,” the driver shot back, continuing to talk on his cellphone. “Shut up. I know what I’m doing.”

Ignoring the woman’s repeated pleas, the driver continued to berate and insult her as he talked on his cellphone and kept weaving in and out of his lane.

All right, I thought. That’s it. Not only is this driver endangering all of us, but he’s acting like he has a perfect right to do it. And look at how he’s treating that poor woman. He’s behaving like a total jerk, and he thinks he can get away with it. Well, not this time.

I reported him. Several weeks later, I received a letter from the police’s traffic-safety unit. They had followed up on the case and slapped the jerk—I mean, the driver—with a hefty fine.

Thus the concept of the Jerk Tax was born.

Recently, when I stayed at the home of some friends over Shabbat, we had a discussion about the situation on our highways. As my friends lamented the state of affairs, I told them that they can do something about the problem and illustrated my point with the story above. One of their other guests, a young woman from the United States, seemed disconcerted and asked me: “Aren’t you being just a little too happy about having gotten somebody in trouble?”

I answered, perhaps a bit more harshly than I intended: “What I’m happy about is that we can actually do something about bad drivers in this country. And as for ‘getting people in trouble,’ we’re not in grade school anymore, where it’s not nice to rat on people. Sometimes it’s necessary. That driver could have gotten us all killed!”

But yes, I have to admit it: in a world where the jerks seem to win so much of the time, it does feel good to make some of them pay the Jerk Tax now and then.

The Un-PC Stroller Ramp

The Un-PC Stroller Ramp

This is a stroller ramp located near the Russian Compound in Jerusalem.

The Hebrew reads La-em ve-la-tinok—“For mother and baby.”

So I have to ask: What about the fathers? These days plenty of daddies push strollers, too.

I wonder how old these ramps are, actually. I enjoy seeing things like this because they give us a window into the mindsets of a different time, which was actually not all that long ago. Fascinating.

Now, if you want to see something really old near the Russian Compound:

I am not sure about the story of this column. I seem to remember reading that it was in the process of being chiseled out of its surrounding stone and was left unfinished. If any readers know the story, I’d appreciate it if they would leave a note in the comments. Thanks!

Buy a CD, Help Katrina Survivors

Buy a CD, Help Katrina Survivors

I don’t usually talk about my CD here, but today I’m making an exception.

CD Baby, the wonderful on-line store that sells my CD, “Day of Rest,” recently added a feature that allows artists who sell their CDs there to donate all their profits directly to the American Red Cross. (Here is CD Baby’s gallery of artists who have chosen this option.)

“Day of Rest” is participating, too. For the next thirty days (longer if there’s sufficient interest), all profits from sales of “Day of Rest” will be donated directly to the American Red Cross to help survivors of Hurricane Katrina rebuild their lives.

So head on over to CD Baby’s donors’ gallery, get yourself some good music and make a donation at the same time. (Just look at all those categories. There’s bound to be something you like in there. And you can listen to sound clips of every disc, too.)

You don’t even have to buy “Day of Rest” in particular. Any CD from CD Baby’s Red Cross donation gallery will do.

You get good music, the Red Cross gets a donation and the artist gets a mitzva. Everybody wins.

Haveil Havalim #36

Haveil Havalim #36

... is at Velveteen Rabbi this week. (Oooh, 36! Double hai!)

Mitzi, the Railway Station Kitten

Mitzi, the Railway Station Kitten

Meet Mitzi. She lives at the Binyamina railway station and is cared for by the cab drivers at the taxi stand there.

“You talkin’ to me?”

Some of these guys are the toughest people you’ll ever meet, but everyone has a soft spot for Mitzi.

Mitzi likes her bellyrubs. (And her many admirers.)

(Catch this week’s Carnival of the Cats at Blog d’Elisson, home of the lovely Hakuna and Matata.)

September 11, 2001: We Remember

September 11, 2001: We Remember

The September 11 Digital Archive collects, preserves and presents the history of the September 11, 2001 attacks.

The world changed forever on that day, and we are still at war. We must never forget that.

I Want One, Too

I Want One, Too

Avi Burstein of Ten Agurot has a parakeet tree right outside his window. Go take a look at his pictures. They’re really something special.

Ark’s Up

Ark’s Up

Catch this week’s Friday Ark over here.

Going for a Dip

Going for a Dip

I’m going to a wedding early next week, so yesterday I went looking for a gift. After seeing many choices, I decided on some lovely, delicate teacups with a pattern etched near the rim and a set of wooden coasters to go underneath.

So what’s with the water, you may ask? According to Jewish law, new kitchen utensils made of certain substances (usually metal and glass, but ask your rabbi if you’re really interested) must be dipped in a mikveh (pool of water used for ritual purposes) before use. (You can find out more about the custom and its origins here.)

Long ago, back in the US, I happened to be in the local mikveh dipping a bunch of new kitchen stuff. This particular mikveh had no special place to dip utensils, so those who wanted to dip anything had to go to the actual mikveh, take their shoes off, sit on the top step with their feet in the water and bend over.

So there I was, dipping my few things, when I saw a newly-married couple come in with a cart full of new kitchen utensils, evidently wedding gifts. And while I was happy for them, I couldn’t help but think of what their backs would be like by the time they finished dipping everything in that cart.

And then I thought how much easier things would have been for them if each person had dipped his or her own gift before giving it.

So now that’s what I do. I guess you could call it my own little custom, though I’m sure that other people do it, too.

Funny dipping story: once, long ago in the US, I had some new utensils to dip but couldn’t get the key to the mikveh before Shabbat. So I headed for the local river. I was hard at work when a young man called to me from a nearby boathouse: “If you want to wash your dishes, there’s a sink up here.”

When I explained that I was following a Jewish custom, he replied: “That’s strange. My parents are Israeli, and I never heard of such a thing!”

“Your parents are from Israel? You’re Jewish?” I said. “Good, then you can come down and help me out here. My wrist feels like it’s about to break off.”

So I finished dipping my new utensils—in the middle of nowhere—with the help of that young man. Neat, huh?

Anyway, the teacups are safely dipped.

The container of water specifically used for dipping kitchen utensils:

One of the cups, between dips (many people dip more than once, just to be sure):

The cup in the water:

A few notes: Since the water must touch the entire utensil at the same time, I formed a loop around the cup’s handle with my thumb and forefinger and jiggled my hand a bit to make sure that there would be a point when the cup wasn’t touching my skin. (Some mikva’ot for utensils have a plastic market basket on the premises, which makes things a whole lot easier. Unfortunately, this one didn’t.) Also, in the interests of accuracy, I dipped the cup in the pictures before photographing it.

Some people like to give wedding gifts that make a splash. With mine, the splash has already been made.

Whazzat?

Whazzat?

Sometimes I enjoy having a bit of fun with the local version of English.

They mean kosher, of course. And la-mehadrin refers to those who keep a stricter level of kashrut, the Jewish dietary laws. See if you can spot the missing letter in “restaurant.”

Oh, dear. I hope I’m never stranded in this elevator. You see, I have no idea what a “dutton” is or how pressing one could possibly help me in such a situation. Nor do I know how to “whit,” patiently or otherwise.

Sights for (My) Sore Eyes

Sights for (My) Sore Eyes

The Ben-Yehuda pedestrian mall, once again filled with people shopping, eating, hanging out and generally having a good time:

Local produce outside a shop that sells freshly-squeezed fruit juice made to order:

Boundaries

Boundaries

I saw this sign in a neighborhood near the Mahane Yehuda market yesterday:

Here’s my translation:

Private Area

This is a residential area of haredi [strictly religious/ultra-Orthodox] educators.

In light of the increase in tourists:

No tours are allowed in the entire area on the Sabbath and Jewish holidays.

Entrance to the entire neighborhood is permitted only to those in modest, respectable dress.

Entrance is permitted only to groups in which there is complete separation between men and women.

Tour guides are not permitted to make statements containing incitement or hatred regarding past or present inhabitants, their way of life or the Torah.

No politics of any kind are to be discussed here.

—The residents and rabbis of the neighborhood

A city like Jerusalem usually attracts a large number of tourists (yes, thank goodness, they’re coming back). And there are quite a few neighborhoods here whose way of life differs significantly from what people might consider the standard Western model. (Heck, even I have had tourists from the US treat me as though I should be kept under glass because I live, work and shop in the Holy City—and I’m originally from the US myself!) So I can certainly sympathize with a neighborhood’s desire for peace and quiet, and of course for respect. I’ve been there, too.

From September 1998 until March 2000, I lived in Jerusalem’s Old City as a house-sitter. The apartment in which I lived was located in the Jewish Quarter, a popular tourist destination, and overlooked the Western Wall. One of the friends I made there, a permanent resident of the Jewish Quarter and, if memory serves, a member of its residents’ council, told me of the problems she and her neighbors had with tourists who spoke loudly under their windows at all hours of the night. She wanted very much to remind them, politely of course, that although Jerusalem is a holy city, it is also a city where real people live, work, raise families and, as a consequence of all these, need their sleep.

I particularly remember the incident in which several young yeshiva students, evidently affected by the high level of spirituality that prevails here, felt drawn to sing beautiful religious ballads at the top of their voices in the rear of the Western Wall Plaza at one o’clock in the morning. Esteemed readers, do you know what is located in the slope just behind the Western Wall Plaza? Residential apartments. Dozens of them, all containing people who are usually asleep at that hour. I went downstairs in a modest house-dress (modest enough to be seen outside there, but also house-dressy enough to give the young singers a clear message regarding what time it was) and politely bawled them out, reminding them that gezelat shena (stealing sleep from others) is considered a serious violation of Jewish law.

Anyway, about the sign. I have to admit I was a bit confused by the regulation forbidding tour guides to “make statements containing incitement or hatred regarding past or present inhabitants, their way of life or the Torah.” Exactly what constitutes incitement or hatred in this case? Would this mean, for example, that a tour guide just a kilometer or so away would not be allowed to mention the enmity between the haredi population and Eliezer Ben-Yehuda, who revived the Hebrew language? Unfortunately, this enmity, which was a well-known fact of Jerusalem life in its day, still exists—to the extent that every plaque installed outside Ben-Yehuda’s former residence indicating that he once lived there has been forcibly removed. So the only reason anyone knows where Ben-Yehuda once lived, and why there is no plaque indicating this at the site, is that tour guides tell them so! (One also wonders what juicy stories about “past or present inhabitants” the sign-makers would like to keep from the general public. After all, every neighborhood has its stories, and since some of these places are more than a century old, there must be quite a few by now.)

I agree that no one should have to listen to criticism—even legitimate criticism—of their way of life beneath their very windows. But where does respect end and control begin? I recall, le-havdil (to make a separation), being told by the caretaker at an archaeological site owned by a particular foreign church that outside tour guides are not permitted to speak to groups at their site. When I asked why, the young man eventually explained that these tour guides have an unpleasant habit of describing his church as a missionary organization. Yet that is exactly what it is! So what is to prevent the tour guides from telling this to their groups while they’re on the bus, before or after they arrive?

By the same token, what is to prevent tour guides from making critical statements, or even perpetuating unfortunate stereotypes, about the inhabitants of these neighborhoods before or after they come with their groups? (And yes, regrettably, some do perpetuate such stereotypes. I have direct experience of that.)

If the residents and rabbis of these neighborhoods are so concerned that tour guides might speak critically of them that they have to put up a sign forbidding it, why don’t they train their own guides or meet with the outside guides to discuss their concerns? Surely we know by now that censorship doesn’t work. Silencing critics does not make criticism go away, whether the criticism is justified or not. (Especially here in Israel, where people are not exactly known for their reticence.)

I like the ban on discussing politics, though. I think I may go hang out there when I’ve had my fill of translating news.

Removing Greenhouses in Atzmona

Removing Greenhouses in Atzmona

My friend Dale went down to Atzmona to remove greenhouses before they were to be demolished as part of the disengagement plan. Here is his story.

Today’s Pictures

Today’s Pictures

Catnip seeds forming:

Sunlight on tree bark, through a prism:

A Jerusalem parakeet before bedtime:

Same parakeet, slightly different pose. I almost photographed its mate, but just as I was raising my camera, all the parakeets in the area (some of which I hadn’t seen) took off in unison and flew to a tree farther away, where they bedded down for the night. It was like clockwork: one moment they were out, calling to each other and flying around; the next moment they were gone.

They reminded me of some FM stations I remember from the US that went off the air right at sundown. Good night, parakeets. Pleasant dreams.

What Was That?

What Was That?

I heard what sounded like a loud explosion about a half hour ago. Then I heard two sirens a minute or two apart. Then ... nothing.

So whatever it was, it appears to be harmless. Everything’s quiet now, no more sirens, nothing on the news.

Thank God.

(But the question remains: what on earth was it?)

Ouch

Ouch

So it’s the end of the day and I’m taking pictures of the fennel plant near my workplace on my way home. Here are some fennel seeds that are almost there:

These fennel seeds are there. Put ’em in the ground and they’ll sprout once the rains start getting serious (December/January). Or you can make tea out of them, though it’s a lot easier just to buy it in the store.

Good so far, right? Well, then I got on the bus, sat down and put my backpack on my lap like I always do. Only this time, something stabbed me in the leg—hard, and with all the weight of my backpack behind it. (It was pretty alarming, actually.) I took a deep breath, lifted up my backpack and found this stuck to the bottom of it:

For a split second, I thought it was a bug. And I almost screamed. (Thank you, Elisson.) Then I got a closer look and calmed down.

I don’t know why they call it a thistle. They should call it an ouch.

Carnival of the Cats

Carnival of the Cats

This week’s Carnival of the Cats comes to us courtesy of the beautiful Ferdinand and his human pet Bruce at The Conservative Cat.

Cats in My Life

Cats in My Life

I don’t have any cats of my own. But that doesn’t prevent me from having cats in my life.

Remember Hillel, who likes to lie down on my backpack? This time he left it alone, going for bigger and better things, like my lap. I didn’t complain too much. Smart cat—he’s figured out which of the two is more fun.

See his throat? Thanks to good veterinary care, the injury has long since healed. All that’s left of it is a straight, narrow scar. Thank goodness.

This fellow lives near my apartment building. For a while I got him confused with Mr. Neighborcat (whom you’ll meet in a bit). I haven’t figured out what to call him yet, but isn’t he beautiful?

I’ve learned to decipher at least one of the calls of the Palestine Sunbird couple who live in our garden. It’s the frantic one that shouts: Intruder! Predator! Cat! Cat! Cat!

Here are two reasons why I heard that call this morning. Her Ladyship was on one side of the garden ...

... and Mr. Neighborcat was on the other.

It’s no wonder those little birds stay so high up.

Finally, here is a cat near my workplace, in meditation.

Doesn’t he look like he knows something really profound? I think so.

Haveil Havalim #35 Is Up

Haveil Havalim #35 Is Up

Check out Israel Perspectives for the thirty-fifth edition of Haveil Havalim.

The Incredible Shrinking Women’s Section

The Incredible Shrinking Women’s Section

Until a few years ago, the outdoor women’s section at the Western Wall in Jerusalem was roughly one-third the size of the men’s. The situation in terms of indoor space (so important during the rainy season and the blazing heat of summer) is even less equitable: women have a tiny room on the women’s side and a little-known narrow corridor on the men’s side that does not even reach the Western Wall, while men have a spacious indoor area at their disposal.

When I was at the Western Wall recently, I was surprised to see that the women’s section had shrunk even further:

The explanation is simple enough. Several years ago Jerusalem had a spate of heavy rain, followed by a mild earthquake. As a result, part of the slope to the right of the women’s section just below the Mughrabi Ascent crumbled, spilling earth and stones into the women’s section. For the next several years part of the women’s section was closed off, and an additional divider was placed in the men’s section, giving the women slightly more space. That temporary divider has since been removed, and now there is scaffolding to the right of the women’s section. As things now stand, the outdoor women’s section at the Western Wall is roughly one-quarter the size of the men’s section.

I wrote to the Western Wall Heritage Foundation, asking for an explanation. I received the following reply from Yaakov Reichert (who did not include his title, so I cannot provide it here):

Thank you for expressing interest in what’s going on at the Kotel. As a result of the recent earthquake the Mughrabi Ascent has become dangerous. As a result of this misfortune we are now able to excavate it when we were not allowed to prior. This will allow us to expand the women's prayer area more than it had been before we started the excavations. I apologize for the temporary inconvenience it is a tight fit now.

Currently the area by Wilson's arch has been temporarily closed off as a result of renovation and preservation work which is taking place there. We are renovation the area in order to expand it which will provide more room for both men and women to pray. In addition we are working to preserve the archeology of the site.

I wrote back, asking when the work would be done, but have received no reply so far.

Anyway, the Western Wall website is fascinating, with several live-streaming webcams—one of which is at Wilson’s Arch, where the excavations are taking place.

Camera Therapy

Camera Therapy

Sometimes people need a little camera therapy.

So here’s a pomegranate split on the tree. Mmmm, looks delicious!

Olives ripening on the branch:

Here’s a bee in a rosemary flower:

A moth drinking some rosemary nectar. (He’d better be careful. That stuff’ll really wake you up.)

Another bee in the rosemary patch. Note the tattered wings. This bee’s been around.

It was easier to take this picture. Those bees are fast on the rosemary blossoms. Here they take a bit longer.

Back at the rosemary bush, we have liftoff:

And that’s our camera therapy session for today. Shabbat shalom, and go donate.